The Rio Theatre is opening its doors on Saturday, July 13 for a special fundraiser to help out with the Alberta flood crisis. Join us at All For Alberta: Canadian Red Cross Alberta […]
Come support local stand-up comedy duo Tegan Verhul and Sarah Szloboda for an evening of comedy, refreshments, and raffle at Little Mountain Gallery (195 E26 Ave, Vancouver) before they head to Philadelphia for […]
People always talk about first world problems in reference to third world problems. But nobody ever talks about second world problems. You never hear, “The race riot went so long that I missed the soccer game! Second world problems… I lost my place in the bread line! Second world problems… I spilled goulash on my track pants!! Second world problems…
You know you’re from a small town when you have to check Ancestry dot com to find out if you’re dating your cousin.
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“One time I was with a chick, who while I was making love to her, yelled out, ‘Deeper!’ Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s a real shot to the ego. It’s not like I had some extra penis I’d been holding out on. What did she expect me to say? ‘Hey, you passed the test, now here’s the rest?’ In retrospect maybe I should have just been looking at her and yelling, ‘Tighter!’ Hey, you park an RV in the Grand Canyon, it’s still going to look small”.
– Damonde Tschritter
I was watching The Deadliest Catch and was wondering… should the deadliest catch be crabs? I’m thinkin’ AIDS is probably more deadly. Crabs is more of an irritant… so I’ve heard. – Howie […]
Sick of these long winter nights? Well, a couple Boos is the best way to beat the winter blues. Throw in some pizza and a couple world-class comedians and it’ll be summer in […]
I found out the liquor store sells gift cards. There’s 3 values: $25, $50, and $100. A $25 gift card makes sense, it says, Happy Birthday to your buddy, go get yourself a 6 pack. A $50 gift card says, Merry Christmas to your boss or co-worker. But a $100 gift card to the liquor store says, “I know you’ve got a problem… but I didn’t know what to get you, so Happy Father’s Day.”
– Art Factora
Mike McGoldrick’s 20 questions with Patrick Rizzo! I found this on the internet and thought I’d share it with you all. The Trashman got this interview in the USA a few years back […]
“My mom came into town. There’s always a bunch of stuff to do when your parents come into town, so I spent the entire weekend trying to clean up my apartment and my […]