Cariboo beer

Hey Vancouver, come rock out with Southern California lo-fi longhairs The Growlers this Wednesday! Things are sure to get a little weird with Bud Snow‘s imaginative creatures on display (just have a look […]

“One time I was with a chick, who while I was making love to her, yelled out, ‘Deeper!’ Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s a real shot to the ego. It’s not like I had some extra penis I’d been holding out on. What did she expect me to say? ‘Hey, you passed the test, now here’s the rest?’ In retrospect maybe I should have just been looking at her and yelling, ‘Tighter!’ Hey, you park an RV in the Grand Canyon, it’s still going to look small”.

– Damonde Tschritter