What’s Crackin’: Dubstep, Jokes & Jocks

• Feb
  8th

Datsik feat. Snak The Ripper

   Camobear Records artist Snak The Ripper has gone to the dubside and back again. The rapper with the grimiest voice in hip hop was asked by megalithic dub-step producer Datsik to do vocals on his next single that you can check out HERE. The two worked so well together that word is this won’t be the last thing you hear them do together. Don’t worry, we’re not going full on womp-womp, but it looks like the womp-womp is going Camobear. 

 Listen To “Fully Blown” by Datsik & Snak The Ripper

Champion of Champions Comedy Show

    Cariboo Brewing presents a FREE to attend Champion of Champions Variety Show where the audience determines the winner at Vancouver’s amazing downtown casino, The Edgewater! What is it? Every Tuesday night at The Fray on Fraser we’ve been having the $100 Winner Take All Variety Show and now it’s time for our Champion of Champions show!! That’s right, ONLY the top winners from previous variety shows will be featured in our HUGE $500 Champion of Champions competition! You wanna go for the $500? Then you gotta win at the Tuesday show hombre!!

    Come down on Feb. 25th to The Stadium Club Theatre in The Edgewater Casino to see some of the most interesting Variety Show winners the city of Vancouver has to offer. Each lucky contestant will get up to 6 minutes to show off their star talent. At the end of the night the audience will vote for their favourite and the winner will receive $500 cash! Second place gets automatic entry into the next Champion of Champions competition! This show will be hosted by the funny man Patrick Maliha himself.

Click Here For More Info

ZZBRA Video Shoots For #1

The film ZZBRA never made its way through the sacred jungles it was destined to be lost in. Luckily the leading cast members Moka Only and Evil Ebenezer have announced that in an effort to resurrect the soundtrack they are shooting for Number One. Literally, that’s the name of the song, Number One. Recently released from a secret prison he was detained in by the US government, the time travelling philatelist con man known as Stuey Kubrick is back in action to shoot a brand new video for the ZZBRA crew. While we wait for the official video the devilishly handsome Camobear has released the song for us to listen to and rejoice within.

Listen to “Number One” by ZZBRA

Heart and Soul’d Fundraiser at Fortune

    Saturday February 11th Cariboo is sponsoring the Heart and Soul’d Fundraiser. Join the Ruff Ryders for a dating auction to raise funds for their ride team in support of the Enbridge Ride to Conquer Cancer. Tickets are $20 each and include one drink and you can get them online HERE. This event starts at 6:30pm and ends at 9:00pm.

What does Mark Twain say about bicycling?

“Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.”

Check The Event Page HERE

Baby Boo’s Corner:

How Guys Rate Chicks

    As a follow up to last week’s article, I had to bounce back and give the dudes a chance to voice their opinion. I ain’t no feminist; I hold it down for my ladies but I got love for my fellas. While watching the Super Bowl today, I asked my homies how they rate chicks, and I was actually surprised by the answer. I honestly thought that guys rated based on a numerical scale, but I was wrong. After compiling a large sample of answers from numerous guys, I had one common response. I’ll admit that my pole was screwed (since my population were all Patriot’s fans), but when asked to rate a chick, the majority of dudes replied with this question.

Potential hook-up