Cariboo Commits to A Milli

(aka take that Weezy!)

Some very exciting news on the front lines of our reforestation program. We are taking it above and beyond by quadrupling our accomplished goal of 250,000 trees planted. That’s right, we’re going platinum! 1,000,000 new trees in the ground by 2020 is our newest commitment to keeping Canada beautiful. If money did grow on trees we’d be the Carlos Slim of the forest (and a lot less greasy). What’s this mean for you? This means you can buy a six pack of Cariboo and know that the very case in your hands is buying a tree that will be planted in honor of the good times you are about to experience.

The Legion Of Stand-Up Comedians

Cariboo loves to laugh! Try sipping some Boo’s with friends and not cracking jokes, impossible! Cariboo is proud to announce that we are sponsoring The Legion Of Stand-Up Comedians at The Rio Theater on February 4th, starring Patrick Maliha; the world record setter for most impressions in one minute. The bill is also stacked with some other great comedians such as Carter Hortie, Ivan Decker and Art Factora.

CLICK HERE FOR THE FUNNY STUFF

ZZBRA: The Lost Trailer (1983) / “Elephant” The Lost Music Video (1993)

Yesterday our brothers from another mothers lover over at Camobear Records just dropped some long lost footage from the legendary film the world knows as ZZBRA  starring Moka Only & Evil Ebenezer. If you didn’t know we love these guys and sponsored their first video “Green” which featured plenty of Boo bottles along with many other iconic greens. Here’s the description of the recently unearthed video from Camobear as well as a link for you to watch.

“We have found it! Lost footage from the most epic movie to never be seen ZZBRA. While visiting an estate sale of a recent Hollywood elite to decease, we discovered the lost trailer for the film ZZBRA made in 1983. In the same box with the trailers reel was the music video made for the song “Elephant” off of the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack produced a decade later in 1993. “

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO

Gangsta Revival Tour

Cariboo will be in full effect at Fortune in Vancouver on February 3rd for the Gangsta Revival Tour with D-Rakkas & Tukan (Mad Decent). In the livestock room there will be performances by Rico Uno, Butter and Lil India. Two shows, two rooms, and well over two Boo’s, it ain’t nothin’ but a gangsta party.

If you don’t know about D-Rakkas here’s a little bit of info to get you hip.

“This unique combo of hit-making production and arrangement with hard-hitting dancehall sonics set the stage for SRC’s inevitable global takeover. While South Rakkas keeps a foot in the pop game—Greggs was working with Michael Jackson on new material before the King of Pop died, and recently remixed the likes of BeyoncÈ, Kelis and LMFAO—they’ve also been acclaimed by the underground and critics alike. When beat king Diplo put out South Rakkas’ Mad Again and The Mix Up eps”

Welcome Home Tyler (Tbone) Stadius

Join us as we celebrate the return home of this local legend at Fortune Soundclub on February 4th. When you think TechHouse, you’re sure to think of this Canadian born DJ. Known for his flawless mixing, Tyler Stadius is one DJ guaranteed to house your socks off. Master of all things house, Tyler has played alongside some of the industries finest, such as Terry Francis, Lee Burridge and Eddie Richards, James Zabiela, Steve Porter, Craig Richards, Deep Dish, Infusion, Nick Warren, Phil K and Sasha just to name a few.

Tyler gained worldwide recognition after FABRIC enlisted him for their sixth CD release. Since then, he has played around the world including Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Turkey, Italy, Germany, Scotland, England, France, Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Bali, Australia, New Zealand, Mexico, Peru, Argentina, Brazil, Canada and U.S.A. Tyler’s productions with Jay Tripwire, Terry Francis, Dave Mothersole, Grant Dell, Daniel Poli, Tyler Lewis and The Household Crew have been rippng up dance floors across the globe.

Baby Boo’s Corner:

How Chicks Rate Guys

Listen Up Fellas! My buddy Jordan (loves Cariboo) asked me the other day, “How do girls rate guys?”  I told him that we, as women, do not have a rating scale for dudes.  It’s not like, “This guy is an 8 and this guy is a 7,” based on these this specific criteria.  It’s more simplistic: he’s a cool dude or he’s not.  But after more questioning on physical attractiveness, jobs, etc, I decided to consult with my girls and get back to him with a more concrete answer.
After a day of snowboarding in Whistler, an hour in the tub and a couple boo honey lagers, six hot girls developed a flow chart on how chicks “rate” dudes.   If he can survive the following key questions, then he is an eligible bachelor. If not, don’t waste your time.

Deal Breaking Flow Chart:
Are you physically attracted to him? No Cut
↓Yes
Does he have a good sense of humour? No No dice
↓Yes
He is physically active? No Poor choice
↓Yes
Is he passionate about his job/life? No Not worthy
↓Yes
Do you feel comfort with him? No Could do better
↓Yes
Is he too cocky? Yes Loser
↓No
Legit guy

Bonus Questions:
Do you trust him?
Is he good in bed?
Is he a gentleman?
Does he have a nice car?
Is he tall? (or more importantly, too short)
Does he drink Cariboo?

After making the flowchart, we saw Hey Ocean perform at the GLC in Whistler. Very impressive performance! Make sure you see this local Vancouver band live next time. Baby Boo approved.

• Baby Boo