Striker’s Tales: 02.18.12
Last week one of my dreams came true. After thirteen years of writing jokes in my little joke book and telling myself one day I’m going to try stand up comedy I’m getting
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Striker’s Tales: 02.10.12
Holy sheep shit! I’m finally out of Cariboo country and I’m back in Vancity. It didn’t take long for the scumbag crack heads in Williams Lake to raid my late moms home and
Striker’s Tales: A New Beginning
Hey everyone, it’s been a couple of weeks since you heard from me. As you know, Momma Striker passed away so I wrote up a eulogy on my mom Cindy Lyons. Goodbye Momma Strikes!
Striker’s Moment Of Silence
FROM WHEN I WAS BORN MOM ALWAYS WAS IN PAIN. SHE FOUGHT THROUGH A BROKEN NECK, SEVERAL CAR ACCIDENTS, RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS, TYPE 1 DIABETES, A BLOOD CLOT DISORDER, A STROKE, BROKEN BONES AND
Striker’s Tales: Bull Mt. – New Year’s Revenge
We made the local newspaper! Not quite the front cover like they promised me but none the less our outlaw race made it in the Williams Lake major newspaper and this is huge
Striker’s Tales: Bull Mountain Boarder-X 2011
Every year in Williams Lake, British Columbia, Coast Longboaridng holds a snowboard race in the Cariboo Country like none other in all of Canada. You might find a race like this on your
Striker’s Tales: A Coast Longboarding Christmas Circumcision!?!
This Christmas, a doctor will open my foreskin. I’ll make sure to have a bow. Ok, to start off nobody is getting shit for Christmas this year. I mean nobody! But I’ll be
Striker’s Tales: A Coast Longboarding Christmas
The Cops pull over an Elf and ask, “Who is in charge here?” Elf Sandman looked at the Cop like he was an idiot and said “…Santa!?!” Let’s make this short and sweet.
Striker’s Tales: Striker Claws
My head and brain still really hurts from breaking eight helmets in eleven years. My eighth helmet broke for a second time this year during Sheep Creek and it really did a number
Striker’s Tales: 10.24.11
It’s cold out here anywhere from -10 to -20 and that’s just the start of winter. The beer of choice in this cold weather is without a doubt is the Cariboo Cream Ale.
Striker’s Tales: 10.17.11
I landed back in YVR and found myself back on the Canada Line heading home. With one day of rest I picked up the F-bomb (AKA Cripple-Bomb) and the plan was to leave
Striker’s Tales: Halloween Special
So it’s a week later and I finally got my camera back with my Halloween adventures. I woke up the day after Halloween and my camera was gone. I had no time to
