Come support local stand-up comedy duo Tegan Verhul and Sarah Szloboda for an evening of comedy, refreshments, and raffle at Little Mountain Gallery (195 E26 Ave, Vancouver) before they head to Philadelphia for
With the passing of Stompin’ Tom Connors yesterday, here’s something a little different for Joke of The Week… From the band of maniacs known as Badasskatoon
People always talk about first world problems in reference to third world problems. But nobody ever talks about second world problems. You never hear, “The race riot went so long that I missed
You know you’re from a small town when you have to check Ancestry dot com to find out if you’re dating your cousin. – Ryan Lachance For more comedy visit Ryan’s youtube page.
“One time I was with a chick, who while I was making love to her, yelled out, ‘Deeper!’ Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s a real shot to the ego. It’s
I was watching The Deadliest Catch and was wondering… should the deadliest catch be crabs? I’m thinkin’ AIDS is probably more deadly. Crabs is more of an irritant… so I’ve heard. – Howie
I found out the liquor store sells gift cards. There’s 3 values: $25, $50, and $100. A $25 gift card makes sense, it says, Happy Birthday to your buddy, go get yourself a
“My mom came into town. There’s always a bunch of stuff to do when your parents come into town, so I spent the entire weekend trying to clean up my apartment and my
“When you hang out with a nine year old, you learn a lot of things about yourself that you would never otherwise know…like your fifth favourite colour.” – Kevin Foxx
“They say if you don’t drink, you live longer. I don’t know about that. I think it just feels like you live longer.” – Damonde Tschritter
“I’m not good with women. My friend asked me if I’d ever been with a screamer, I said they’re all screamers if you surprise them” -Simon King
My girlfriend got upset that I bought her a vibrator. I’ve learned my lesson; next time I’ll spend the extra and not get one that’s second hand.